Katie Kacvinsky, First Comes Love
"It’s pronounced like jif."
Yeah, well I don’t gif a fuck
Melina Marchetta, Jellicoe Road
Inside Llewyn Davis
Treat me like a college textbook. Spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me.
No. Treat me like your favorite book. Keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry.
*4-second-long fart noise*
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
How dare you say we piss on the poor
Aldous Huxley, Brave New World